- Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you
- Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special
- Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes
- Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
- Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe s/he’s with me.”
Today we celebrate 91 years of Disney. Happy birthday, Walt Disney Company, and thanks so much for everything!
Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.
So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”
When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.
I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
Reason number #2483952840328 why I will never get along with my mother. “He’s hoooottttt!!!!” is not an excuse for the way Hook acts like a creepy dudebro, or how he sees Emma as a conquest, or how he refuses to back off when she tells him that she’s not interested in a man right now or how he sees romantic/sexual favors as currency to be exchanged for him doing the right thing….. (and that’s just going into Captain Swan territory and not even touching on the whole ‘lying to Bae and selling him out to a bloody demon’ or ‘beating up a poor disabled man because he can’ thing among others.)
She is now going on and on about how I’m too young and stupid to recognize good writing and what a sweeping romance Hook and Emma are, in the most condescending and insulting way possible, of course, because this is my mother (there’s a reason her name in my phone is what it is and it’s NOT my massive love for Tangled combined with my love for Disney villains like my mom thinks it is). Apparently I’m obligated to ship CS because I love Rumbelle so much and they’re so similar??? I kinda stopped reading her messages after a while.
Night Time at Spaceship Earth (by Samantha Decker)
That awkward moment when your friends invited you to have dinner with them but they were supposed to text you an hour and a half ago and you’re very very hungry but you don’t want to eat in case they end up texting you after all
Sebastian Monroe, Miles Matheson and Jeremy Baker
My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh! Oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!
Hocus Pocus (1993, director Kenny Ortega)
Kingdom Dance (Tangled)